Well This Is Something You Don’t See Every Day of the Day: Einstein Was Right: A Manassas convenience store was robbed this week by a man brandishing what can only be described as a small tree.
The clerk attempted to rebuff the Big Stick doctrinaire with a ball peen hammer, but to no avail: The perp managed to grab the money and leaf.
inb4 stickup.
[insidenova / thanks sean!]
seriously couldn’t stop laughing like an idiot. i choked on my own spit. embarrassing.
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laugh, then I was like ‘Fuck, this was in Manassas, VA. Arguably one of...silliest named...
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Weirdest robbery ever…
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WHAT THE HELL ASDFGHJKL;
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So awkward it’s funny
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quarterstaff is better than even...light mace - weapon has reach. /D&D geek
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Looks like an insect dominance struggle
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happened about 10 minutes from where I currently am, hahahaha. Gotta love Northern Virginia.
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seriously couldn’t stop laughing like an idiot. i choked on my own spit. embarrassing.
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